Good Morning

Alright, so I have to ask, do men experience PMS? Because I swear my husband has been swimming in piss for about 3 months now and I'm getting pretty tired of being his whipping post. You would think that our life is horrible if you listened to him talk about it (it's not by the way, we are truly blessed in that we are both employed with good jobs and live in a rent controlled building in a very nice section of Manhattan with two very loving puppies...) But to him, life sucks. He's like Pig Pen from the Peanuts, except his dust cloud is a constant bad mood. And no matter what I do it just pisses him off even more. I buy him presents, (not what he really wanted), I cook for him (I wanted to go out), we go out to dinner (I want to stay in and watch golf), I offer sex (you don't shave your pussy and you won't let me do it doggie style, so no thanks), I walk the dogs (you don't do it right)... I can keep going, but this is really just depressing me more.