Sunday, December 30, 2007

Day 5 of What should have been a 4 Day Drive

A few things that I have learned while driving across the country in a 15 foot moving van.
1 - Gas is expensive.
2 - Americans in general are bad drivers.
3 - Missouri has more roadside porn stores than any other state in the Union.
4 - Windshield wiper fluid is very important and almost impossible to find when it is snowing everywhere.
5 - Wind + 15 foot moving van = very, very scary
6 - Cats need to pee after riding in car for 8 hours with no litter box.
7 - Skywest sucks.
8 - Interstates can be closed?!?! For wind?!?! For 48 hours?!?!
9 - Diet Mountain Dew is truly the nectar of the Gods.
10 - It is possible to text and eat cheese and crackers (as in spreadable Laughing Cow and Saltines) while driving a 15 foot moving truck in the snow

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