Yes, the old woman is wearing a cone-shaped-paper-bag-hat

OK, So, this weekend I noticed that New York has a lot of crazy people walking around unsupervised. I've been here for a while now, but I never really noticed all of the psychos sharing my sidewalk with me until my mother-in-law and sister-in-law were here with us. And then they just seemed to appear out of nowhere and they were everywhere. There were drunk homeless guys peeing themselves on the E train, crazy midgets rollerblading through Central Park, Rastifarian clowns riding their bikes down 5th Ave, not to mention all the seemingly normal people walking around talking to themselves and screaming at the imaginary demons circling their heads.
I don't know how I never noticed these fruit cakes before. Maybe it just takes two women from Big Lick, TN staring wide-eyed and open-mouthed to make me realize that I am a long way from home.