Trailer Parks-the new fertility drug (this is so NOT PC)

I think I have discovered the best fertility drug that is not really on the market yet. Trailer parks, or the white trash men who live or come from trailer parks.
Honestly, lets look at your typical "Mobile Home Community." It is normally inhabited by 1) the elderly, 2)middle-aged, unemployed, drunk white men, and 3)their 13 year old pregnant, already have three other kids, wives/girlfriends.
These men are obviously harboring some seriously potent sperm, because I'm sorry, but all these girls have to do is look at these losers and Bam! "Sorry Ma, I went and got myself knocked up agin' by cousin Buck."
And don't think that one still has to live in the trailer for my theory to hold true, because oh no, this potent sperm is portable. Just look at Brit and K-Fed. You can take the boy out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the boy. I mean honestly, what has this couple done to deserve not one, but now two precious little angels? I mean what, does she just say "Hit me baby one more time," and Wham! She's pregnant? Maybe the whole boxer short theory is wrong and instead our men should try wearing their pants down around their ankles and always keeping their ball caps tilted to the left side, oh and they can't forget to walk around acting like fools with hookers and whores. Maybe if they would all just cut a really bad album then we'd all be blessed with babies. I don't know, but I'm willing to try it, so this afternoon I am off to buy Michael some size 42 cargo shorts, a Yankees cap (with the tags still attached) and a Paps Blue Ribbon to try and simulate that whole trailer park scene. I may also get a wind sock, some garden gnomes, and a beat up Chevy up on blocks to put on our patio to really set the mood. Let the baby makin' begin!