I've Got Gas

I think I saw quite possibly the funniest commercial ever this morning. It was for a natural gas company in the Tri State area and their jingle is "Call 1-877- I've Got Gas!," and it's sung by this soprano woman!
I can't believe someone actually wrote this, produced it, and aired it without someone saying, wait a minute, that's not right.
What's next, "We've got crabs," for a local seafood market...