Another moose?!

So. When we first moved to the Tundra I was intent upon finding a moose. I was truly excited about the idea of living around these amazing creatures and all I wanted to do was to find one and make him my own.
Then I saw a moose. He was in the middle of the road in the Park drinking from a puddle.
Then I saw another moose. This time he was in our church parking lot.
Then I saw another moose... in the parking lot of my office, in downtown Jackson.
And another... on the side of the road in a field.
And another (pack) in a field...
And another... I think you get the idea. There are a lot of effin' moose in this town.
Oh, and did I mention the Mountain Lion that has been killing deer in the parking lot of our condominium complex?!
Yes. There are a million ways to die every day in New York City. Being eaten by a Mountain Lion or rammed by a rutting moose are not one of them.
Sigh.