Alphabet Job

Ok, here we go again.
Apparently as of January I will no longer be a flight attendant, stewardess, trolly dolly, sky bitch, what have you... So, once again I am in the process of compiling the alphabet job list of things I could possibly be "when I grow up," again.
A - Assistant
B - Bartender
C - Cake decorator
D - Dog Walker
E - Elephant tamer
F - Flea Circus Ring Leader
G - Guard
H - Horse Whisperer
I - Igloo builder
J - Janitor
K - Kangaroo bather
L - Law Student
M - Marshal Arts Expert
N - Nanny
O - Oil Tanker Captain
P - Phone technician
Q - Quail egg cooker
R - Retail employee
S - Stripper
T - Tour Guide
U - Underwriter
V - Van driver
W - Waitress
X - X-Ray technician
Y - Yodeler
Z - Zookeeper

Ok, I feel better now.