I Hate NYC

1. Trash on the street.
2. Parking
3. 20% of New Yorkers are clinically insane
4. So-called "parks"
5. Pumpkins cost $50
6. Being a gentleman is against the law
7. Noise
8. Phonebooks come en espanol
9. Rats
10. Cockroaches
11. My dogs now have calluses on their pads
12. Even the squirrels are evil
13. Traffic
14. Cabs
15. A box of cereal costs $5.99
16. Apartment size refrigerators
17. MTA employees
18. It takes an hour to get anywhere
19. Fences around any green spaces
20. Honeylocust trees everywhere
21. Southern food is not really Southern food